Peewee kiwi in a fruit bowl!
Aye! Curled within themselves,
the exuberantly exotic kiwi serve me nutrition and misleading lifestyles!
Harken me back, Kiwi! Harken me back to
that of a childhood of wildlife and protein tranquil!
Alas, these are not kiwi that I idly feast upon--
but baby porcupines.
--Dr. Pen Name