After the polished insides of the steamed rainbow bagel
could not stomach our guerrilla warfare of raw gum ball comedy
its teeth carefully critiqued us and then gnarled at our gastric lining.
We stumbled home to our cave filled with decor of ms paint hieroglyphics,
that separate us from vile predators and graffiti memes.
It is home sweet home lest we ever forget
that cavemen evolve.
--Dr. Pen Name