Giving Yourself Credit (And Eating It, Too)

So I made a friend a mix of things I couldn't fix,

of secrets I had hid or couldn't cope with,

that spanned from Chicago, Alma, and Grand Rapids,

yet all of it fit in a compact disc.

I'll call it my Best Of!

I'll call it Greatest Hits!

I'll call it something I should take more pride in.

--Dr. Pen Name